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Bald Is Beautiful

No Ordinary Dummies
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Bald Is Beautiful
Now a song about alopecia
When I was just a baby I recall
I had no hair but my head at all
My granddad saw me crying and he sat me on his knee
He said I'm as bald as you are Ricky
One day you'll see that bald is beautiful
Bald is beautiful
Bald is beautiful
Bald is beautiful
That's right brothers and sisters, I've learned
Bald is not an absence of hair
It's a presence of hand
When the sun is dancing on your dome you are a beacon
Sending out universal love to all creation
Because you are free, free from the bondage of the barricade
Free from the slavery of the saddle
You have brushed off the brush
You have no use for loose
You are through with shampoo
Yes, you know it seems a shame as we go through our lives
So many guys go gray
We go pink
You know your life is changing
When you go to a barbershop and he spends five minutes on your head
Fifteen minutes on your nose and ears
You know your life is changing
When you let your hair down one night
And it doesn't come back
You know your life is changing
When you go to a fine restaurant
The waiter comes over and says
Excuse me sir, but aren't you sitting upside down?
Yes, when we bald guys
We embrace our condition
We know that it's not just a bald head
It's a solar panel for a love machine
Of course, they do say that guys who go bald in front of their heads
They're thinkers
And there's guys who go bald in the back of their heads
They're lovers
And there's guys who go bald all over
They think they're lovers
But science is coming to a rescue
They have a new wonder drug
It's called propitia
Yes, you have to be careful
If you're taking propitia at the same time as my anger
You could end up with hairline dunking
That's all I'm saying
Word to the wise
I'd like everybody to lift up your voices
For the bald guys here tonight
To sing a chorus to this song
Only three words
Bald is beautiful
So let's hear it
Everybody sing
Here it comes
Bald is beautiful
Bald is beautiful
Bald is beautiful
Bald is beautiful
Bald is beautiful
You feel the love
Bald is beautiful
It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful
It's beautiful
I'm not a nun, I'm not a nun, I'm not a nun
I just get a lot of love and I feel so good but I hear a bong bong bong
All these shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny people singing, bong bong
Something like that. They have a very bold image
Shiny, shiny, shiny touch of people, shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny
Yeah
Everything below that I wanna see
That bong is beautiful
Thank you so much, well.
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