We're sticky and wet, we've paid our debt.
Alberta!
We'll give you a rattle on a herd full of cattle
Running wild and free.

We're big and wide, there's room inside.
Alberta!
We've got black gold and if you get cold
We've got a lot of energy.

If you're the type, you can lay some pipe
When you're in the mood
You'll be alright in the middle of the night
Because we're light, and sweet, and crude

Like Ralph Klein, we're unrefined
Alberta!
We keep on drilling because we're willing
To share our goo with you.

The mountains high, they touch the sky
Alberta!
And Saskatchewanians say:
"They look okay, but they sort of block the view."