Things Your Husband Won't Say
All right ladies, this is for you.
This is our list of the things you will never ever hear your husband say
starting with number 10:
- There's something different about you. I noticed it right away
Things you never ever hear your husband say, number nine:
- I'll have a white wine spritzer, too
Things you never hear your husband say, number eight:
- I never knew that looking at color swatches could be so interesting
Things you never ever hear your husband say, number seven:
- No, sometimes I'd just like to be held
Things you never ever hear your husband say, number six:
- tell our dinner guests about when you gave birth
Things you never ever hear your husband say, number five:
- Let's stay in tonight. 'Brokeback Mountain' is on
Things you never ever hear your husband say, number four:
- She's cute, but I find her bust is too big
Things you never ever hear your husband say, number three:
- I'm depressed. Let's go shopping
Things you never hear your husband say, number two:
- Talk to me
Finally our list of the things you'll never ever hear your husband say, this is number one:
- You drive. You're better at it.
Thank you very much and for all those of us who are and intend to continue to be married
here's a little song that we wrote, and it's dedicated to a couple who've been married for years and years. They have a couple of glasses of wine once in a while and she says to him:
"What do you say we go upstairs and fool around?"
And he says to her, "well, I can do one or the other. But not both."