I'm glad I live in Canada
Who wouldn't like it here?
Canadian is a railway
Canadian is a beer

The Order of Canada
Is given out with ease
The Order of Canada
Is: "Two Molsons, please!"

There's two kinds of people in the world that I have met
Canadians and people who aren't Canadians yet
There's a test you have to take to be a citizen
Would you like to be a Canadian?
Yeah!
Okay, you're in!

I'm glad I live in Canada
Summer, spring and fall
Our country is so big, o
Our problems are so small

When dot coms went under
I was A-O-K
I was not dot com
I was dot C-A

Canada is so much more than a borderline
Canada's not a state, it's a state of mind
Some Americans are Canadians, to them we tip our hats
About half of them, I'd say - they call them 'Democrats'

I'm glad I live in Canada
For that I do give thanks
I like lakes and mountains
And real estate and banks

You'll learn things in Canada
You'll never learn in school
Like, Mexico is hot,
but Canada is cool