Yes, some of you have tried propecia.
I know, some of you haven't
You know the generic name for propecia. What is it - Finasteride.
Is that the generic name? Do you know the generic name for Rogaine?
No, Minoxidil really
Do you know the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxaflop
Okay
Speaking of which
We'd like to do something now for the married men in the audience. Do we have any married men here tonight? Let's hear it for the married men
We feel your pain
Yes, we understand the institution of marriage.
George and I are married - not to each other, I hasten to add - but we understand the institution
We'd like to now show you how well we understand it by doing our list of the things you will never ever hear your wife say