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The Colorectal Surgeon's Song (Working Where the Sun Don't Shine)

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The Colorectal Surgeon's Song (Working Where the Sun Don't Shine)
We praise the colorectal surgeon, misunderstood and much maligned, slaving away in the heart
of darkness, working where the sun don't shine.
Respect the colorectal surgeon, it's a calling you would crave, lift up your hands and join
us, let's all do the finger wave.
When it comes to spreading joy, there are many techniques, some spread joy to the world,
others just spread cheeks, some may think the cardiologist is their best friend, but the
colorectal surgeon knows you'll get you in the end.
Why the colorectal surgeon, it's one of those mysterious things, is it because in that
profession, there are always openings.
When I first met a colorectal surgeon, he did not quite understand, I said hey, it's
nice to meet you, but do you mind if we don't shake hands?
He sailed right through medical school because he was a whiz, but he never thought of psychology
when he read passages.
A doctor he wanted to be, for God, he loved to play, but this is not quite what he meant
by 18 holes a day.
Respect the colorectal surgeon here and now, we'll raise a glass for the rectal surgeon
like the rectum can tell, a liquid from a gas.
We praise the colorectal surgeon, he's understood and much maligned, slaving away in the heart
of darkness, working where the sun don't shine.
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