Thank you. Well, by now you've probably figured out that we write songs about things that most people don't write songs about.
And we thought we were alone in this. Yes, but recently we've discovered an entire genre of unusual songs in the country music field.
Very unusual songs. Complete songs with titles like this.

How can I miss you when you never go away?
It's a real song.
When you leave, walk out backwards so I'll think you're coming in.
When the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me.
If I'd shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.

Well, that's country.

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
If you won't leave me alone, I'll find someone who will.
I would have wrote you a letter, but I couldn't spell...
Take me out to the cornfield, honey. I'll kiss you between the ears.

And this one by Mike Snyder. We hope you like it.