They say that all the oil is in Alberta.
What a shame the dipsticks are in Ottawa.
Calgaree, Calgar-ah,
Calgaree, Calgara ha ha ha ha ha
Calgaree, Calgar-ah
There's oil in my backyard.

And here's the Calgary Women's Quilting Guild, singing their version of the theme from Bonanza.
"Get it up, get it in, get it out, don't muss my hairdo."
I love this country!
I came here years ago from England, and I stayed because of something a Canadian girl said to me the very first week I was here. She said, "okay."
In England all they ever said to me was, "would you like something for the swelling?"