Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you
Comes with a lifetime guarantee

I can tell, you’re still under the spell
Of my manly charms;
And you like the way my pants fit
Underneath my arms.

You don’t care if I wear
Socks with my sandals;
And I love it when you hold me tight
That’s why I have love handles.

Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you
Comes with a lifetime guarantee

My body still feels good to you
When it doesn’t feel good to me;
And I can tell that, when you give me a pat
Where my bum used to be.

And I know that you still love me
And you wouldn’t make me cry
So when you say “that long, limp, useless thing”
- I know you mean my tie.

Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you
Comes with a lifetime guarantee

After all these years, your eyes
Are still shiny bright;
And your teeth are like the stars
- Is that why they come out at night?

I love to touch you, darling,
I love to feel your skin.
I love your long brown hair
- Specially that one on your chin

Don’t say you don’t look good,
Because you know it isn’t true.
Don’t say nobody loves you
- When you know I do.

And if you want to make love,
I want to make love with only you.
And if you don’t want to make love
- That’s OK, too.

The way you’ve kept your figure
It sets my heart aflame:
Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six
- And the other leg’s the same

But it’s true, I’ve lost the battle, too
- The one with gravity;
When I’m sitting on the loo*
It looks like I’m making a pot of tea

Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you
Comes with a lifetime guarantee

Old love is the best love
Stay in love with me
My love for you comes with a life
- Time
Guar-an-tee