I'd like to tackle the issue of a prostate.
I have one and it is becoming larger even as we speak.
It's a condition of being man of my age.
Is that even as we sleep, our prostates become larger and larger.
We don't know why.
There it is.
Okay.
But there is a name for it.
It's called benign prostatic hyperplasia.
Benign prostatic hyperplasia.
Men from America to Asia got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
Come on, let's just sing about it.
This is the masculine heel of Achilles.
The stopper that stops up the spout.
It's got something to do with the birds and the bees that we're slightly embarrassed about.
Who knows why it starts to expand?
Who knows what is the trigger?
We middle-aged men simply don't understand why the prostate starts getting bigger when we get benign prostatic hyperplasia.
Oh, benign prostatic hyperplasia.
All the men from America to Asia got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
A sing-along smash.
I think singing about something is the first step to healing, don't you?
I think it is.
You know a man of my age should be 10 in his wealth and not constantly be inside tracked
by personal problems concerning the health of his urogenital tract.
A once steady stream is now starting and stopping as the prostate tightens in noose
and all over the nation the old men are shopping for diapers and cranberry juice
and they're singing benign prostatic hyperplasia.
Everybody's singing with benign prostatic hyperplasia.
All the men from America to Asia got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
The middle-aged golfer has problems as well and he isn't glad that he's got them.
There's golf balls lying all over the course and he feels like there's one up his bottom.
It's really ironic at my time of life says the middle-aged man with a frown
but in one way now I'm a lot like my wife cause we both have to be sitting down
cause I got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
I've got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
All the men from America to Asia got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
You feel abused, you feel insulted, the whole thing is sleazy and shoddy
and you finally understand what the doctor means when he says
I'll examine the whole of your body.
The symptoms intensify day after day, the discomforts are cute and it's chronic
and it's shocking when you hear the doctor say
I think I can put my finger on it.
You got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
You got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
All the men from America to Asia got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
You know you got a problem when the doctor give you a digital rectal examination
and he says ouch.
You got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
You got benign prostatic hyperplasia.
All the men from America to Asia got benign prostatic hyperplasia.