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Meow, Meow, Meow

At the Comedy Nest
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Meow, Meow, Meow
Folks, as you well know, not only do we have an excellent show for you tonight but we are taping the show.
Bowser and Blue will be here all weekend.
They have been taping for their new CD for the last couple of days.
They are again taping tonight, which is excellent.
It is their fifth.
I have a copy of their fourth tape.
It's a very good quality cassette.
I've taped it over three or four times and it really maintains the sound.
It's on a Sony.
Would you please welcome, without further ado, a Montreal legend and a Canadian institution.
Would you please welcome Bowser and Blue.
It's that kind of a crowd laddie.
It's that kind of a crowd laddie.
Cat walks down the street and says, why do I lick myself all day?
Why do I lick myself all day?
Is it just because I can or because I've got some Vaseline on my paws?
I hate to get a fur ball.
I hate to get a fur ball when I already have two furry balls.
I don't want to chase mice anymore.
Mice taste terrible and they always make me fart.
And there's nothing worse than mouse farts except fish bread.
Fish bread.
Why do I always seem to get fish bread?
Fish bread.
Why don't they make clorettes for cats?
And I don't find Garfield amusing anymore.
I can be your pussy cat.
You can feed me pussy chow.
Feed me pussy chow.
You can call me kitty.
And when you call me kitty I will go meow.
Like this.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
A cat walks along a wall and says, how come I'm so damn smart?
How come I'm so damn smart?
How come dogs are so dumb?
I don't chase the mailman.
I don't poop on the sidewalk.
I use kitty litter.
Oh, here comes a dog right now.
come over here bum sniffer bum sniffer why don't you fetch me a stick you leg
humper leg humper all you leg humper's make me sick
I can be your pussy cat you can feed me pussy ciao you can call me kitty and
when you call me kitty I will go meow like this meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow then maybe I would jump off into your
lock and I well turn around and lift up my tail and stick my butt right in your
face I like to do that you look real closely you'll see that I'm smiling at
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,000,000,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm helping me now.
OK.
You can be.
We're helping me!
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