Do you suffer from Bloc Québécois?
Do you have a pain in your refer rear endum?
Try new Separation 'H'!
Separation 'H.'
A nouveau produit du Bloc Québécois.
To hease da hitch in your hassets
You don't have to take your hassets out of Québéc.
Keep your asset in the Québéc and hassimilate.
Remember, with Separation H, it's your hass

They say to me: is it wrong to be a separatist, and a member of Her Majesty the Queen's loyal opposition?
I say to them: "look at the family of the Queen.
Prince Charles, separated. Princess Anne, separated. Prince Andrew, separated.
Tabarnac - I feel like one of the family!

Yes, that's right. Meanwhile, in Ottawa,
the forces of good and evil are in a titanic struggle
for Canada's very soul.