Westmount, where you may never hear.
"Dad, I'd like to work this summer."
Westmount, where you may never hear.
"Can I borrow your copy of La Presse?"
Westmount, where we don't have a tete a tete
We have a tete a tete carré
Westmount, where there are no bag ladies,
But many baguette ladies.
- Go away or I'll set my dogs on you and kick you to death with my topsiders!
Westmount, where you'll never hear.
"Salut, Gaston!"