At the Comedy Nest
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Yes, you know, to some people, Canadian culture might be the national film board.
For instance, they recently redid a man and a woman.
It's now called a man, a woman, another woman, a whale, and a government grant.
To others, it might be Trivial Pursuit, which was invented right here.
Now you know you've been playing Trivial Pursuit too long when someone asks you the time and you go,
Don't tell me! I know that one! Don't tell me!
Ah, but in darkest Canada, nothing breaks the ice at a party
like a rousing game of bum darts.
My lovely assistant George will now demonstrate.
You don't have to be a prof or a master of arts
Anyone is smart enough to play a game of bum darts
Grip a quarter with your butt, this is how the fun starts
Then you drop it in a cup, now you're playing bum darts
Careful on your first approach, pay attention to the coach
Clutch the coin tightly with your crease
Till you feel the time is right, hold on to that quarter tie
Soon will come the moment of release
Bum darts is catching on from Vancouver to St. John
It's a language that everybody speaks
Any time or any place, it's got style, it's got grace
And with bum darts you'll have firmer cheese
Now I know, now I know what Kurt Browning must have felt like
That's a genuine piece of Canadian culture
Comes to you from Winnipeg, now there's a surprise
But here it is in Montreal where of course we have to call it
Le Flechette de Fou Foune
Quarantine to break the ice at a party
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