the great Canadian adventure is out in the open air trekking across the tundra
we're the Coure d'Abois named Pierre it's the Canada we sell to the tourists
sometimes we fall for it too suckered by pictures of glaciers and Trudeau in his
fucking canoe welcome to darkest Canada welcome to darkest Canada a continent of
mystery barely touched by history feel the terror and the fear as you disappear
in darkest Canada
a wildest animals we ever met in Canada were Canadians I think it's symbolic
that our national coin is the Looney we play in the hotel in darkest Canada
where they had a pretty strange attitude for a hotel the desk clerk said we
don't like strangers around here where you's all from anyways Montreal
ooh that's in kibic he is speaking English right good you know we figure
the only thing wrong with French immersion is they don't hold them under
long enough I knew right then it was gonna be a challenge