Does everybody share Canadian culture?
Does anybody care Canadian culture?
You can spot the Canadian, it's easy as pie.
Canadian won't say soldier, he'll say army guy.
Canada is like Vichy Swaz, have you heard this slur?
Because it's cold and have French and difficult to stir.
You see it every day, Canadian culture.
Go shopping at the bay, Canadian culture.
We're even searching everywhere, searching here, searching there, searching for Canadian culture.
Is it in a beaver tail?
Is it a beluga whale?
Is it in an Eskimo sculpture?
Is it in a light foot tune, in the cry of a loon, a can of maple syrup on the table?
Is it in the Bay of Fundy?
Is it shopping on a Sunday?
Is it in a fucking Green Gable?
Some Canadian culture happened in the 1880s, when Sir John A. McDonald said,
Ahoy there mateys!
Louis Riel, oh, you're gonna die.
Will Canada survive?
Some folks are quite leery, I mean it works in practice, but it just doesn't work in theory.
Looking all around Canadian culture, something going down.
It's Canadian culture.