It Confuses The Tourists
I think it's time we introduced ourselves. I'm George Bowser. I'm Ricky blue
Ricky blue is his nom de blume. Arishad blue is my nom de souche
Because in Montreal we're bilingual and proud of it. That's right. Yes, although it does confuse the tourists
Like they go to a swimming pool and see a sign that says piss in
That's your French. Yes, we want to be the comedians of all Quebecers