We love anaesthetists. We need them, there's no doubt. They pass the gas and we pass out.
We love anaesthetists and painless surgery. Without them doctors would still say this
hurts you more than me. In the bad old prehistoric days, when doctor and patient were nude, the
cave anaesthetist bedside manner was considered crude. And then they tried alcohol to help
dull the sensation and it worked so very well that then they gave some to the patients.
But here in Canada we found the best solution. We put patients to sleep by saying the word
Constitution. We love anaesthetists. We need them, there's no doubt. They pass the gas and we pass
out. We love anaesthetists and painless surgery. Without them doctors would still say, you know,
seeing a doctor can add gears to your life. Really? Yes, and that's just the waiting room.
Without them doctors would still say, my doctor said to me, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in,
breathe out. I said, look, I can't do this any other way, you know. Without them doctors would
still say, you know, a doctor in my neighborhood was fired for harassing a patient. That's terrible.
Yes, he was one of the best bets we ever had.
Yeah. And the patient said he was not bad.
Without them doctors would still say, I went out with an anaesthetist once. Really? Yes,
all night long she kept saying, place this over your mouth and nose and continue to breathe normally.
Well, somebody has to have fun.
Without them doctors would still say, this hurts you more than me.
Maybe you should move to Toronto.