Full Frontal Unity
Canada is for you and me
Canada from sea to sea
What we need is full frontal unity
The unity debate is like a curse
In which we seem to be immersed
But we've got a great product
Nobody believes in us
We're like Bre-X in reverse
But Canada is for everyone
The national debt it might weigh a ton
So thank goodness it's only in Canadian
Quebecers almost made the leap
So let's not just all go back to sleep
I'd like to give you some advice
So I say to you, don't stand up in a canoe
And don't make provinces you can't keep
Canada is for everyone
Thereally smart and the really dumb
Anglophones, Francophones and the Indians
Let's talk about the economy
Ladies and gentlemen we have a deficit
But the deficit we have is in understanding one another
In the interest rate that is important
Is the rate of interest we have
In keeping this great country united
Let's talk about healthcare
It's the care we take in the health of our country
That's healthcare for me
And the burning issue is jobs
But job number one is to keep Canada united
Because the value of our dollar is linked
To the values we share as Canadian
Canada is for you and me
Canada from sea to sea
What we need is full frontal unity
What we need is full frontal unity
We'll sing it again
Canada is for everyone
Let's sing it together now
The UN says we're number one
Thank you mumblers
Let's hand it down to our daughters and our sons
Canada
Canada
Canada
Let me hear you say
Canada
Let me hear you say A
Canada
Let me rattle off a few things that are great
About being in Canada
Alright Canada
Where we invented penicillin
That's right
Because we needed it
And Canada
Where we invented the Tilley hat
And Tilley underwear
Because we needed them
That's right
Canada
Where we invented time zones
Because we needed them
That's why
And we invented the time zone right here
But nobody really knows exactly what time it was
When we invented the time zone
So all I can tell you about that
We're right next to the USA
We're okay
We got a good product
Canada is the best country in the world
It's not a real country
It's not a real country
It's not a real country
A reward party in Canada
Is proud to be the real opposition
And I'm going to move in the store in a way
It might as well be vacant with me in it
Because vacant is me not in it
What about healthcare?
What kind of supply are we after Canada?
Canada
We love it
Canada
Good luck with it
Canada
So don't fool with it
Canada
Like a little musical accompaniment for my speech now