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Sensitive Stone Age Guy

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Sensitive Stone Age Guy
Every time she leaves the cave, I give her a little wave.
She doesn't see me, I'm a little shy, I'm a sensitive stone age guy.
I used to scream and bang my breast, but now I only get depressed.
She's unimpressed and I don't know why I'm a sensitive stone age guy.
I am not like other neolithic, something in my heart is new, and it feels terrific.
I offer her more than just domination.
I offer a taste of civilization.
I am an early man.
Am I too early?
I've waited 16,000 years for this moment.
Now that's foreplay.
I love the way she walks up right.
It keeps me up at night.
My love is evolving and so am I.
I'm a sensitive stone age guy.
I chased a mammoth till it died, but it left me unsatisfied.
I saw it bleeding and I started to cry.
I'm a sensitive stone age guy.
Those chrome magnons, they treat me like a whip, because I don't shiver, jabber, and
just reach out and grab her like a ch.
Those guys with their wild and hairy mating calls, they're all just a bunch of theander
tolls.
I believe there's more to life than chipping flints and chewing on a hairy hide.
There must be something to fill this emptiness of feelings, but have I ever done am I the
only one because I don't deserve this fate?
You know this business of hunting, hunting, sorry.
Hunting mammoth is no fun.
The decoy weighs two tons.
It's better just getting it wrong, wasn't it, sir?
Other guys have no class, they just sit around passing gas, and their idea of quality entertainment
is picking fleas off some guy's ass.
Yes, all they want to do is jump up through some unsuspecting female rumble, but I want
to hold her close and sigh under the paleolithic sky.
Now that I know that my heart can fly, I'm a sensitive, stone age car.
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