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Sensitive Stone Age Guy

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Sensitive Stone Age Guy
Every time she leaves the cave
I give her a little wave.
She doesn't see me, I'm a little shy
I'm a sensitive stone age guy.

I used to scream and bang my breast
But now I only get depressed.
She's unimpressed and I don't know why
I'm a sensitive stone age guy.

I am not like other Neolithics
Something in my heart is new
And it feels terrific.
I offer her more than just domination.
I offer a taste
Of civilization.

I am Early Man. Am I too early?
I've waited 16,000 years for this moment.
Now that's foreplay.

I love the way she walks upright.
It often keeps me up at night.
My love is evolving and so am I.
I'm a sensitive stone age guy.

I chased a mammoth till it died,
But it left me unsatisfied.
I saw it bleeding and I started to cry.
I'm a sensitive stone age guy.

Those Cro-Magnons, they treat me like a wimp
Because I don't jibber-jabber
And just reach out and grab her
like a chimp
Oh, those guys with their loud and hairy mating calls
They're all just a bunch
Of Neanderthals

There's more to life than chipping flints
And chewing on a hairy hide.
There must be something to fill this emptiness
I feel inside
Am I the only one?
What have I ever done?
I don't deserve this fate

You know this business of Hunting mammoth is no fun. The decoy weighs two tons.

Other guys have no class
They just sit around passing gas
And their idea of quality entertainment
Is picking fleas off some guy's ass.
Yes, all they want to do is jump
On some unsuspecting female rump
But I want to hold her close and sigh
Under the paleolithic sky.
Now that I know that my heart can fly
I'm a sensitive, stone age guy
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