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Talking About My Vasectomy

Humor for Boomers
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Talking About My Vasectomy
Baby, there'll be no babies with me
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
It ain't much for you, but baby you see
Oh, oh, it's a vasectomy
Throw away those pills they're needless
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
My grapes are seedless
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
I can understand your feelings are mixed
When I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
But I hate it when you say to your friends
I'm much happier since he was fixed
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
If you wanna find it's unbelievable
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
When we make love it's inconceivable
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
I can see the guys go white as sheets
And tightly squeeze their knees
Squeeze with their knees
See the thing vasectomy is great for
You won't be needing these
You won't be needing
You won't be needing
You won't be needing these
I couldn't use to do that, you know
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
Oh yeah, I don't want to try to impress you
With a red shiny car
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
But I do want to show you
My little red tiny scar
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
I feel like a Christmas tree
Since I had my operation
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
Because on a Christmas tree
The balls are just for decoration
I'm talkin' about my vasectomy
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