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Working Where the Sun Don't Shine (The ColoRectal Surgeon's Song)

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Working Where the Sun Don't Shine (The ColoRectal Surgeon's Song)
We praise the colorectal surgeon, misunderstood and much maligned, slaving away in the heart
of darkness, working where the sun don't shine.
Respect the colorectal surgeon, it's a calling you would crave, lift up your hands and join
us, let's all do the finger wave.
When it comes to spreading joy, there are many techniques, some spread joy to the world
and others just spread cheeks, some they think the cardiologist is their best friend, of
the colorectal surgeon knows, he'll get you in the end.
Why be a colorectal surgeon, it's one of those mysterious things, is it because in that
profession there are always openings.
When I first met a colorectal surgeon he did not quite understand, I said hey it's nice
to meet you but to your mind if we don't shake hands.
He sailed right through medical school because he was a whiz, but he never thought of psychology
when he read passages, a doctor he wanted to be for golf he loved to play, but this is
not quite what he meant by 18 holes a day.
Respect the colorectal surgeon here and now we'll raise a glass for the rectal surgeon
like the rectum can tell a liquid from a gas.
We praised the colorectal surgeon, misunderstood and much maligned, slaving away the heart
of darkness working where the sun don't shine.
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