It's
Man bashing time. It's man bashing time
Having both X and Y chromosomes is a crime
We're wife-beating deadbeats, we're scum-sucking slime
Whoopee!
It's man bashing time

Don't pick on the ethnics, it's considered rude
You will be lucky if you are not sued.
Disabled, of color, the rules are the same.
But if you have a penis, my friend
You're a fair game

Here's the original Man Bashing joke of all time. What's the difference between a man and a savings bond?
I don't know George. What's the difference between a man and a savings bond
A savings bond will eventually mature
Ah
Here's a philosophical joke: if a man is alone in a forest, is he still wrong?
And a theological question: Why did God give men slightly larger brains than dogs?
I don't know. Why did God give men slightly larger brains than dogs?
So they won't actually hump your leg at a party (if you're lucky.)

If you are a man, you are a dunce
You see, men simply cannot do two things at once
We tell stupid jokes and we drink too much beer
- But we answer the door in a bath towel and shoes

- What are you doing? That doesn't even rhyme
- Well, I'm doing two things here at once, okay?

It's Man bashing time, it's Man bashing time
Men are ridiculous, women - sublime
We're wife-beating deadbeats. We're scum-sucking slime
Whoopee!
It's Man Bashing time

Okay, here's a few more riddles for you. How do men sort their laundry?
I don't know. How do men sort their laundry?
Into two piles: filthy, and ... filthy. But still wearable

And then he hands it to you to check, right? "Did I wear this already?"
Oh, maybe if I turn it inside out ...

What do all the men in the singles bar have in common?
I don't know. What do all the men at a singles bar have in common?
They're all married.
Scoundrels!
Why do women not blink during foreplay?
I don't know. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
There simply isn't time
What are you laughing at, sir?
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
I don't know George. Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They refuse to ask for directions
And now one final riddle; one final riddle.
Why is there a little hole in the end of the penis?
I don't know. Why is there a little hole at the end of the penis
To allow oxygen to get to the brain!

If women still love us, it's because, I suggest,
They know that the simple things in life are the best
There's no way that women can relate to us men
They get pms. We get TSN!
It's Man Bashing time. It's Man Bashing time
Out of the primeval ooze we climb
And lift up our shaggy heads only to find
Whoopee!
It's Man Bashing time