Whoopee! It's Man Bashing Time
Man bashing time. It's man bashing time having both x and y chromosomes is a crime
We're wife beating dead beats worse come suckin slime whoopee. It's man bashing time
Don't pick on the ethnics it's considered rude
You will be lucky if you are not sued
Disabled of color the rules are the same, but if you have a penis
My friend you're a fair game
Here's the original man bashing joke of all time. What's the difference between a man and a savings bond?
I don't know George. What's the difference between a man and a savings bond a savings bond will eventually mature
Here's a philosophical joke if a man is alone in a forest is he still wrong?
And a theological question
Why did God give men slightly larger brains than dogs?
I don't know. Why did God give men slightly larger brains than dogs?
So they won't actually hump your leg at a party
If you're lucky
If you are a man you are a dunce you see men simply cannot do two things at once
We tell stupid jokes and we drink too much beer, but we answer the door in a bath towel and shoes
What are you doing? That doesn't even rhyme
Well, I'm doing two things here at once, okay
It's man bashing time, it's man bashing time
Men are ridiculous women sublime or wife beating dead beats. Where's come second slime?
It's man bashing time
Okay, here's a few more riddles for you
How do men sort their laundry? I don't know how do men sort their laundry into two piles?
But still wearable
And then he hands it to you to check right did I wear this already?
Oh, maybe I turn it inside out
What do all the men in the singles bar have in common I don't know what do all the men at a singles bar have in common
They're all married
Why do women not blink during foreplay? I don't know. Why don't women blink during foreplay? There simply isn't time
Are you laughing at sir?
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
I don't know George. Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They refuse to ask for directions
And now one final riddle one final riddle
Why is there a little hole in the end of the penis?
I don't know why why is there a little hole at the end of the penis to allow oxygen to get to the brain?
If women still love us, it's because I suggest they know that the simple things in life are the best
There's no way that women can relate to us men
They get pms. We get tsm
It's man bashing time. It's man bashing time
Out of the prime evil ooo sweet wine and lift up our shaggy heads only to find
It's man bashing time