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Primary Caregiver Goose

Humor for Boomers
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Primary Caregiver Goose
Things have changed. It's a whole new era, the era of the politically correct.
They're changing everything. They've even changed the nursery rhymes.
Are you ready for the rhymes of primary caregiver Goose?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but Jack was paid twice as much as Jill for work of equal value.
Hey, little dittle, the cat in the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon.
Just say no to drugs.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul. A merry old soul was he.
But you wouldn't want the drunken old fart to drive you home now, would you?
Thank you.
Mary had a little lamb.
It's a woman's right to choose.
Okay, that wasn't the politically correct one at all, was it?
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