There's people that you meet
When you're in a bar
You have long conversations
You don't even know who they are

Some folks are friendly
Their hearts filled with romance,
Their stomachs are filled with liquid
You can hear them slush when they dance.

But you gotta live, you gotta laugh
You'll never read your epitaph
So fill it up, cause after all
You're gonna hear 'Last Call.'

The government is smarter
Much smarter than you or I, I think.
They put a huge tax on alcohol
Then they drive us all to drink

There's parties on the left,
There's parties on the right
But the best party of all
Is the one that lasts all night.

But you gotta live, you gotta laugh
You'll never read your epitaph
So fill it up, cause after all
You're gonna hear 'Last Call.'