It's my fault

If there's anyone anyplace suffering somewhere
It's my fault
If there's an iceberg melting and a lost Polar Bear
It's my fault
Animal vivisections, stolen elections,
Some activist rotting in jail
I realize that most would not make this boast, but
It's my fault

Misery, poverty, ignorance, vice
It's my fault
All the things in life that are not very nice
It's my fault
I find a way to make them all pay
I can't help it, it's what I do
And if you don't like me, you can just bite me
It's my fault

When you look at me, what you're seeing
Is a new kind of human being
I perform a vital service for the community
Everything that's wrong in the world, you can blame on me

Envy, Avarice, Gluttony, Pride
It's my fault
They're just some of the services that I provide
It's my fault
There's Lust and there's Wrath but when I do the math
There's a sin I can't seem to fit in
I can't manage Sloth, - I can't take the time off!
It's my fault
words and music by Rick Blue and George Bowser