What's Toronto Got?

What's Toronto got that Montreal has not?
Trolley cars, ravines, and a Zoo
Toronto's got a lake and a hotel called the Drake
The Blue Jays and the Raptors too
Bask in the splendor of an outdoor hot dog vendor
As you exit from the TTC
What's Toronto got that Montreal has not? - Me!

What's Toronto got that Montreal has not?
We've got Rosedale and Forest Hill
Both are neighborhoods from "Toronto the Good"
And some of us are like that still
But every time you enter the enormous Eaton Centre
You're aware the city's hip and young and free
What's Toronto got that Montreal has not? - Me!

You people always talk about Toronto
You put it down because you know nothing at all
Go ahead, fellas, you're just jealous!
'Cause Toronto makes Montreal look small

Toronto has a heart and it's not falling apart
It's successful and proudly bourgeois
What's Toronto got that Montreal has not?
In a word - Moi!

What's Toronto got that Montreal has not?
It's much bigger and it's not about to shrink
The Beaches and High Park, night clubs after dark
A Chinatown you won't miss if you blink
Toronto is touristic, it has a theatre district
Not just a theatre or two
What's Toronto got that Montreal has not?
Let's hear it! (All) YOU!

When I hear you all talk about Toronto
Every single thing you say
Hasn't been true, since nineteen sixty-two
It's unfair, it's an empty cliché - because today

What Toronto has, is chutzpah and pizzazz
Toronto is world class
It's the place you gotta be, and if you don't agree
You can kiss my Toronto (Tell us how you really feel)
Kiss, my Toronto (I think she really means it)
Kiss, my Toronto

bump / kiss
bump / kiss
bump-de-bump
- boom!