G: ONE, TWO, (WHOOPS) UN DEUX TROIS

BOTH: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
AAH AAH AH. (KISS)
G: WE'RE GOOD LITTLE ANGLOPHONES (KISS)
AND OUR POSITION IS - PRONE
WE WENT ALONG WHEN THEY CHANGED THE RULES
AND SENT OUR KIDS OFF TO FRENCH SCHOOLS
NO APOSTROPHES ANY MORE
R: AND WE ALL CAN SAY: BONJOUR!

BOTH: THOUGH WE'RE PANIC STRICKEN
AND HEAR THE CLOCK A-TICKIN'
WE'LL GO ON BOOT LICKIN`
WE'RE YOUR LITTLE ENGLISH PALS

G: WE'RE GOOD LITTLE ANGLOPHONES (KISS)
IN OUR NOSES WE HAVE BONES
WE LEARN A LITTLE EVERY DAY
FOR EXAMPLE I CAN SAY:
SOCIETE ST. JEAN BAPTISTE
R: NOT BAD FOR A GUY WITH TEETH!

BOTH: THOUGH OUR DOLLAR'S SHRINKING
YOU WON'T SEE US BLINKING
WE'LL JUST KEEP ON DRINKING
WE'RE GOOD LITTLE ANGLOPHONES

G: WE'RE GOOD LITTLE ANGLOPHONES (KISS)
AND WE HAVE NO BACKBONES
WHEN THEY SAY FRENCH MUST DOMINATE
SOME OF US THINK THAT WOULD BE GREAT
CAUSE WE LIKE DOMINANT THINGS
R: LIKE STUDS AND NIPPLE RINGS
G: OOOH!

BOTH: THOUGH WE'RE APPREHENSIVE
VANCOUVER'S TOO EXPENSIVE
TORONTO IS OFFENSIVE
TO GOOD LITTLE ANGLOPHONES
WE'RE NO LONGER ENGLISH
NOT EASY TO DISTINGUISH
NOW WE ARE BILINGUISH
G: C'EST UN BEAU P'TIT ANGLOPHONE!
OUI, T'EST UN BEAU P'TIT ANGLOFOUFOUNE!
AIMES-TU CA QUAND JE TE FLATTE?
OUI! T'ES-TU CONTENT AU QUEBEC?..
AARGH! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE ..