They Say We Have No Emotion ...
They say we Anglophones have no emotion. This is not true. We do have emotion.
It's just that lately, it's mostly anger.
They want to take Quebec out of Canada? Well, we can take Canada out of Quebec.
And we'll need a new name. I propose "Bilingland."
How about "Los Anglos?"
Perhaps "McGilligan's Island?"
Yes, let's row the whole darn island down the St. Lawrence until it crashes into Toronto.
We'll form one giant megalopolis and we'll call it Moron-to.