It's man-bashing time
It's man-bashing time
Having both X and Y chromosomes is a crime
We're wife-beating deadbeats
We're scum-sucking slime
Whoopee! It's man-bashing time

Don't pick on the ethnics, it's considered rude
You will be lucky if you are not sued
Disabled, of colour, the rules are the same
But if you have a penis, my friend, you're fair game

Here's the mother of all man-bashing jokes
What is the difference between a man and a savings bond?
- I don't know, what is the difference between a man and a savings bond?
A savings bond matures

Forget Marcus Welby, forget Father Knows Best
Father's lucky these days, he's not being accused of incest
We men can't complain, though our pain may be great
We'll get no sympathy till we men-struate

Here's one from the internet
How do men sort their laundry?
- I don't know, how do men sort their laundry?
Into two piles, filthy and filthy, but still wearable

If you are a male, you are dunce
Men simply cannot do two things at once
We tell stupid jokes, we drink too much beer
- Except we answer the door in a bath towel and shoes
Beer rhymes with shoes?
- Well, I'm doing two things at once here, okay?

It's man-bashing time
It's man-bashing time
Men are ridiculous, women sublime
We're wife-beating deadbeats
We're scum-sucking slime
Whoopee! It's man-bashing time

What is the reason why every man
Makes such a bad smell when he goes to the can?
A woman remarks: "jeez, it makes your eyes sting
What is it, some kind of territorial thing?"

Wait, there's more

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus
A man is a life-support system for a penis
There's no way that women can relate to us men
They get PMS, we get TSN

It's man-bashing time
It's man-bashing time
Out of the primeval ooze we climb
And lift up our shaggy heads only to find
Whoopee, it's man-bashing time