The first troubadours appeared during the Crusades.
While the knights were away, the Troubadours would play.
There were many orders of medieval knight.
There were four knights from Liverpool. These were the Hard Day's knights.
There was an order of extremely fat knights, led by Sir Cumference.
There was an order of completely nocturnal knights.
Their motto was once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough.
And there was a highly secret order of Jewish knights, led by Sir Cumcision.
Their motto was: "and from this, we make a living."
"Crusade, schmoo-sade - I need a lemonade.
Holy land? It's a hole, always schlepping through the desert, schmoozing with the goyishe nobility. Some schnorrer with his hand out for a shekel. I work for a living!
You got to noodge just to get a paycheck. You think I'm Crusadin' for my health?
And believe me, religion has got nothing to do with it. These people are here to pillage and to shtup. Me, I'm in the schmatta business. They got some nice stuff here.
Not that the Goyim would have any idea. They wear metal - in this heat, emmes!
But the yentas at home, they like a little something exotic."
Pardon me, I don't quite understand those words you're using. What language is that? Arabic?
No, it's Yiddish, you should learn it. Remember, Dress British, think Yiddish.
Think Yiddish? I can't even speak Yiddish.
Sure you can, don't be a putz.