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I Want That Stick

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I Want That Stick
I've always been a hockey fan, I've collected tons of things, original six sweaters, Stanley
Cup rings, I've got some real prize items, and some that make me laugh, I've got a Gila
Fleur helmet, that's impossible, I've got Eddie Shack's autograph, that's also impossible,
but now all I want is the ultimate souvenir, I want the stick that McSawley used to clobber
Don Brush here, I want that stick, I really want that stick, if I could get ahold of it
now that would be a trick, maybe it sounds weird to you and maybe it's just sick, but
I really really really want that stick!
Now I've spoken to the Canucks, I've spoken to the Bruins, it's no use to McSawley now,
his career's in flaming ruins, I had a chat with a linesman and a talk with a ref, I would
have spoken to Brushier himself but he was totally deaf, some bugger run off within that's
absolutely clear, that stick that McSawley used to clobber Don Brushier, yes I want that stick,
I really want that stick, he's probably holding onto it himself the rotten prick, it would
look so nice next to Holyfield's ear, I want the stick that McSawley used to clobber Don
Brushier, now someone's the impossible and I say lots of luck, they want a Gordy Howe
Elbow Pad or that Henderson Buck, but it's amazing what people give you, if you just
say please, a friend of mine claims to have one of Bobby Orr's knees, some people want
almost anything signed by 99 but I'm looking for that one stick that Gretzky didn't sign,
oh I want that stick, I really want that stick, it's for the bloody fortune I've done the
arithmetic, but I can't seem to locate it and it really gets on my wick, oh I really really
want that stick, now there's a rumour going round and I don't know if it's true, but they say
that Don Brushier's got an eye out for it too, well he should have worn a visor shouldn't he,
when he finds it he'll treasure it because he's got a lot of glass, until he meets Marty
McSawley and he can tell him to shove it under glass, now I know what you were thinking but
that would decrease its value to another collector, but anyway, I want that stick, I really want
that stick, I've spent hours on the internet going point and bloody click, if I don't find it
soon I'm going to go completely sick because I really really really want that stick!
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