The loony, the loony, the loony is down
It keeps going down and it won't turn around
The loony, the loony, it's just a lame duck
Our poor little dollar, it's not worth a... buck

When surveys of all the world's countries are done
Canada frequently rates number one
Are we the best country we'll never know
Cause there's nowhere else we can afford to go

The loony, the loony, the loony is low
The Prime Minister says, it's no problem though
Well, here's my message to Mr. Chretien
Thanks a million ... Canadian