In Quebec, there's no right turn on red
Too many people would end up dead.
On every corner, they should have a cop.
Turn right on red? - we don't even stop!

We all drive like we're trying to break a record.
The Quebec flag ought to be checkered.
Montreal is like a Monte Carlo rally.
They even had to put
Speed bumps in the alleys.

Red light, green light, what the heck?
We love driving in Quebec.
From Chicoutimi to Maine, it's
Beep beep - get out of my lane! It's
Beep beep - get out of my lane!

Quebec is the only place I've ever seen
Where they have to put up a sign that says "wait for the green."
No matter how late you cross on yellow,
Up your rear end is some other fellow.

Pedestrians have only one light.
It doesn't say 'walk', it says 'run for your life!'
How far is it across Boulevard Levesque?
No one knows - No one's ever made it yet.

Red light, green light, what the heck?
We love driving in Quebec.
From Chicoutimi to Maine, it's
Beep beep, get out of my lane, it's
Beep beep, get out of my lane, it's
Beep beep, get out of my lane, it's
Beep beep, get out of my lane,