We're all here with the moose and the bear,
We're all here in our long underwear,
We're all here and what do we share
We're all here because we're not all there.

We came here to work and to play
We came a hundred years ago, we came yesterday
We came to a brand new nation
We came through customs and immigration

We came from England and France
We crossed the Bering Strait without any pants
To the land where the wild geese honk
We came here to build, we came here to bonk

We're all here with the moose and the bear
We're all here in our long underwear
We're all here and what do we share
We're all here because we're not all there.

We came from Asia and Spain
We came here from Africa, we came from Ukraine
Went out one night for a beer
Got drunk, fell down and woke up here

We came by sea and by air,
We came anyhow, we came from everywhere
With our feet, we did vote
And now we're all in the same rusty boat

We're all here with the moose and the bear
We're all here in our long underwear
We're all here and what do we share?
We're all here because we're not all there.