One, two, three, four. Oh, Alberta, we're turning back the clock, we're kicking out the block.
Oh, Alberta, home of the dinosaur. On election night, it was quite a sight, there on the TV screen.
Comac was distinct, Ontario was pink, but out west, we all turned green.
No more wishing, I'm leader of the opposition. Now it's finally come to pass.
And if you don't agree, you can take your flirtilee and shove it up your National Assembly.
Oh, Alberta, I'm just another feller they discovered at Drum Heller.
Oh, Alberta, home of the dinosaur. We've got a great new look, we've balanced all our books,
thanks to that wonderful guy named Ralph. Yes, we're conservative out here, our women wear braziers.
Heck, I'm even wearing one myself. Those Easterners with their masseurs and their liquors think I'm a frump and a chump.
But I've got just one word for Mordecai and his herd, head smashed in Buffalo Jump.
Oh, Alberta, we're tough on crime, they'll do Rocky Mountain Time.
Oh, Alberta, your winds made me warm when you voted for reform.
Oh, Alberta, home of the dinosaur.