Oh, Alberta!
We're turning back the clock
We're kicking out the Bloc.
Oh, Alberta
Home of the dinosaur.

On election night
Iit was quite a sight,
There on the TV screen.
Quebec was distinct
Ontario was pink,
But out west, we all turned green.

No more wishing,
I'm leader of the opposition.
Now it's finally come to pass.
And if you don't agree
You can take your fleur de lys
And shove it up your National Ass ... embly.

Oh, Alberta
I'm just another feller
They discovered at Drumheller.
Oh, Alberta
Home of the dinosaur.

We've got a great new look
We've balanced all our books,
Thanks to that wonderful guy named Ralph.
Yes, we're conservative out here
Our women wear brassieres
Heck, I'm even wearing one myself.

Those Easterners
With their masseurs and their liquors
Think I'm a frump and a chump.
But I've got just one word
For Mordecai and his herd,
Head Smashed-in Buffalo Jump.

Oh, Alberta,
We're tough on crime
They'll do Rocky Mountain Time.
Oh, Alberta,
Your winds made me warm
When you voted for reform.
Oh, Alberta
Home of the dinosaur.