I want to eat something, huh, I'm hungry, huh, yeah, huh.
I don't care if I get chubby, look at Buddha, he was tubby, the earth is round, not fat,
being fat is where it's at.
I don't care if I get thinner, I want breakfast, lunch and dinner, don't give me that locale
diet crap, I want twice the sugar and all the fat.
If you want your life to be complete, the answer is eat, eat, eat.
Ice cream, cheese cake, gravy, ice cream, cheese cake, gravy.
Say yes to cake, yes to beer, give me some of that pudding here, I want all the sugar,
I can eat, I don't care if I never see my pu-pu-pu-pee, don't give me no diet drink,
I want to make that roaring machine sink, yes to smoke meat, yes to steak, give me another
slice of that cheesecake, if you want your life to be complete, the answer is eat, eat, eat.
Pizza, burgers, nachos, wings, pizza, burgers, nachos, wings.
If people tell you, you should die, don't be a chump, don't bite, thin folks just don't
realize the joy of great big wobbly thighs, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble,
wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, yeah.
When it rains, I'm all set, nothing below my waist gets wet, don't talk to me about
weight loss, just give me some more chocolate sauce.
If you don't look good in the nude, simple, keep your clothes on dude, the earth is round,
not flat, being fat is where it's at, if you want your life to be complete, the answer is eat, eat, eat.
Beer, ice cream, cheesecake, gravy, pizza, burgers, nachos, wings, french fries, mayo,
cookies, celery, celery, celery and gravy, fat celery, too much celery.
I want a dead animal on my plate.
Thank you.