You can get what you want at Arnold's restaurant
You can get what you want and you'll be back.

Have some kindergarten cop suey
Have some ra-tat-tat-a tatouille
You can bring your sister,
We give her pasta la vista baby.

We got the German waiter
And of course I'm the Termin-waiter.
I'm also the maitre d',
Your clothes - give them to me.

I'm from Austria, the cook is the same and Heidi is her name.
She married a Chinese guy and so
Now Heidi's name is Heidi Ho.

She makes German Chinese cuisine, I think you know what that means.
That means you eat it and after an hour you're hungry, hungry for power.

You can get what you want at Arnold's restaurant
You can get what you want and you'll be back.

Now we do some comedy, I love the comedy.
We tell some jokes, yeah?
The restaurant is a seafood restaurant.
You see food, you eat it.

You can have a fricassee or a fuckashore, I don't care.
I love the comedy.
You know my favorite food? Mussels.
I see the people with the mussels, I walk up, I say, that's not a tuna.
There was a lady, she said to me, I think I'm gonna have a red snapper.
I say, your pants are too tight.
Fuck you asshole.