I love Ginette. True story about Ginette Reno.
Years ago, when she was expecting a baby, a reporter, journalist said to her:
"Ginette, who is the father of your baby?"
And she said, without a word of a lie, she said:
"Quand tu manges des bines, tu n'sais pas c'est laquelle qui te fait petter."
"When you eat a plate of beans, you don't know which one made you fart."
You cannot write stuff like that.
I think that's a Quebec proverb, isn't it?
I think it is, actually. It should be, anyway.