I'll go out and party.
That would be real nice.
Last week I went out three times
And my back went out twice.

I'll go to club Super Sex
With a rowdy group.
And when I'm offered super sex
I'll take the soup.

Ooh, at a certain age.
Ooh, I paint the town beige.

To see me now you'd never know
The way it used to be.
Saturday night when the phone rings
I'm hoping it's not for me.

If I had a motorcycle
A-riding I would go.
Me on a Harley
That's an antique road show.

Ooh, at a certain age.
Ooh, I paint the town beige.

Yeah.
Go man, go.
He's got it going on.

I used to stay out all night long and paint the town vermillion.
Ride my motorcycle with two babes upon the pillion.
Women all would gather round and admire my physique.
My buttocks were so tight, when I'd walk they would squeak.

Ooh, at a certain age.
Ooh, I paint the town beige.

Now I like the theater,
And I'll tell you why.
The theater has a soft seat
And so do I.

Maybe I'll get lucky
Then again I might not.
Getting lucky these days
Means finding my car in the parking lot.

Ooh, at a certain age.
Ooh, I paint the town beige.
Ooh, at a certain age.
Ooh, I paint the town beige.