Playin' at a biker, playin' at a biker, playin' at a biker, playin' at a biker wedding
It was a quiet little wedding for the bride and groom and moms and pops and close friends
and relations and a few undercover cops The best man stood beside the groom and
proud to be right there The second best man, sad to say, was still
in intensive care When they asked the best man for the ring
there was a great to-do From his pocket he took out the ring and the
finger too Hail's bells, it's going to be tough sledding
Hail's bells, playin' at a biker wedding
Dinner started right on time and everyone was glad The guests were all dressed to kill
and some of them had They read out goodwill messages to the brand
new man and wife Things like, hope y'all are doin' fine
I'm doin' ten years to life And when the party started it was a total
smash There was food and booze and entertainment
All paid for in cash, cash Hail's bells, it's going to be tough
sledding Hail's bells, we're playing at a biker wedding
Then of course we had to perform, I tell ya Then a great big tattooed biker came up to
me and smiled I have a request, she said
Play born to be wild
We'd already played it ten times and almost went on strike
And then I saw the shotgun and I said, What key would you like?
It was like, you know, it was a shotgun wedding Everybody had a shotgun
And even the minister But fortunately finally it was all over
And the couple left They drove off in a limo after the last
toast was drunk And the sound of tin cans clanging
Covered up the screams Comin' from the trunk of a blue
Hail's bells, Hail's bells
Playin' at a biker, playin' at a biker, playin' at a biker, playin' at a biker wedding