When lawyers take Viagra, they get taller

I've heard science is using lawyers
Instead of rats in laboratories
Because of three things that are true:
One, there's more lawyers than rats
Two, to lawyers, you don't get attached
And Three: Lawyers will do things rats won't do

An airplane full of lawyers was hijacked
In a terrorist attack
And the terrorists knew they'd get their way
When they made the awful threat
That unless their demands were met
They'd release one lawyer every day

When lawyers take Viagra, they get taller
Yes, it sounds amazing, but it's true
And when you hire a lawyer
Your bank account gets smaller
Because when lawyers take Viagra, they get taller

Okay, I got one for you, George:
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
- I don't know, what is it?
Well: a rooster clucks defiance, whereas a lawyer ...

Let me just back up a tad
You know, not all lawyers are bad
In fact, lawyers aren't even all the same
And it's a shame they should all be condemned
Just because 99% of them
Give the rest a bad name

When lawyers take Viagra, they get taller
Yes, it sounds amazing, but it's true
And when you hire a lawyer, your bank account gets smaller
Because when lawyers take Viagra, they get taller