When lawyers take Viagra, they get taller I've heard science is using lawyers instead
of rats and laboratories Because of three things that are true
One, there's more lawyers than rats Two, the lawyers you don't get attached
in three Lawyers will do things rats won't do
An airplane full of lawyers was hijacked in a terrorist attack
And the terrorists knew they'd get their way When they made the awful threat that unless
their demands were met They'd release one lawyer every day
When lawyers take Viagra, they get taller Yes, it sounds amazing, but it's true
And when you hire a lawyer, your bank account gets smaller
Cause when lawyers take Viagra, they get taller
Okay, I got one for you George What's the difference between a rooster
and a lawyer?
I don't know, what is it?
Well a rooster clucks defiance, whereas a lawyer
may just back up a tad You know, not all lawyers are bad
In fact, lawyers aren't even all the same And it's a shame they should all be condemned
Just because 99% of them give the rest a bad name
When lawyers take Viagra, they get taller Yes, it sounds amazing, but it's true
And when you hire a lawyer, your bank account gets smaller
Cause when lawyers take Viagra, they get taller