In Quebec there's no right turn on red
Too many people would end up dead
On every corner they should have a cop
Turn right on red? Why - they don't even stop

They all drive like they're trying to break a record
The Quebec flag ought to be checkered
Montreal is like a Monte Carlo rally
They even had to put speed bumps in the alleys

Red light, green light, what the heck
We love driving in Quebec
From Chicoutimi to Maine
It's Beep Beep, get out of my lane!
It's Beep Beep, get out of my lane!

This is the only place I've ever seen
Where they have to put up a sign that says: "wait for the green!"
No matter how late you cross on yellow
Up your rear end is some other fellow

Pedestrians have only one light
It doesn't say "walk" it says "run for your life!"
How far is it across Boulevard-Levesque?
No one knows, no one's ever made it yet

Red light, green light, what the heck?
We love driving in Quebec
From Chicoutimi to Maine
It's Beep Beep, get out of my lane
It's Beep Beep, get out of my lane
Beep Beep, the drivers are mad
Because the beep beeping roads are so bad

Thank you, harmonica Lewinsky.