In compact there's no right turn on red
Too many people would end up dead
On every corner they should have a cop
Turn right on red why they don't even stop
They all drive like they're trying to break a record
The Quebec flag ought to be checkered
Montreal is like a Monte Carlo rally
They even had to put speed bumps in the alleys
Red light, green light, what the heck
We love driving in Quebec
From Chacoutier to Maine
It's Peep Peep, get out of my lane
It's Peep Peep, get out of my lane
Peep Peep, get out of my lane
This is the only place I've ever seen
Where they have to put up a sign that says wait for the green
I know not how late you cross on yellow
Up your rear end is some other fellow
Pedestrians have only one light
It doesn't say walk, it says run for your life
How far is it across Boulevard-Levec
No one knows, no one's ever made it, yes
Red light, green light, what the heck
We love driving in Quebec
From Chacoutier to Maine
It's Peep Peep, get out of my lane
It's Peep Peep, get out of my lane
Peep Peep, the drivers are mad
Because the Peep Peep and roads are so bad
Thank you.
Thank you.
Harmonica Lewinsky.