Here's a little song by our favorite children's group, Sharon Lois and Charlie Manson.

Don't eat worms
Don't stick your finger in a socket,
Don't get into someone's car
If you're not certain who they are.
Don't eat worms

Don't talk back
Don't punch your brother in the nose
Don't treat your mother like a slave
Don't put your hamster in the microwave
And don't talk back

And these rules will help you to be
A responsible member of society,
And help you all through your life long
To not do anything wrong.

Don't get pregnant
Don't go and dye your hair purple,
And don't go out with a hairy freak
Who's a fan of the Québec Nordiques.
Don't get pregnant

Don't toss dwarfs
Don't throw midgets through the air,
Even when they say they have the right
To enjoy this peculiar form of flight,
Don't toss dwarfs

And these rules will help you to be
A responsible member of society,
And help you all through your life long
To not do anything wrong.

Don't muff dive
Don't go eating at the Y
On your way to sexual completion,
Don't ingest those vaginal secretions
Don't muff dive

And don't get reamed.
Don't bend over in the shower
Don't be an naughty little slut,
Keep your anal sphincter shut
Don't get reamed,

And these rules will help you to be
A responsible member of society,
And help you all through your life long
To not do anything wrong.
Don't smoke the pink cigar, don't do anything wrong,
Don't do anything wrong, don't do anything wrong.