What's an oxymoron?
A phrase that contradicts itself
That's an oxymoron
Like, for instance, jumbo shrimp
That's an oxymoron
Military intelligence
That's an oxymoron
How about postal service

What's an oxymoron?
And there's business ethics
That's an oxymoron
Family entertainment
A real oxymoron
Progressive conservatism
That's an oxymoron
Don't forget cafeteria food

What's an oxymoron?
A phrase that contradicts itself
That's an oxymoron
Like Canadian culture
That's an oxymoron
On Quebec intellectual
A real oxymoron
On my favourite feminist comedy

What's an oxymoron?
There's always legal language
That's an oxymoron
Heavy metal music
That's an oxymoron
mature student
A real oxymoron
Last but not least, safe sex