Well, how many Irishman does it take to change a light bulb?
How many toora loora lee-ers does it take?
The answer is nine, one to hold the bulb,
and eight to drink until the room begins to spin.

How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is it only takes one gorilla,
but it takes a lot of light bulbs.
You know what I mean?

How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
How many teamsters does it take?
One light bulb is going to take 14 teamsters,
a time and a half.
You got a problem with that?
We can start in a month.

How many Ivy Leaguers does it take to change a light bulb?
Let me say this about that.
The answer, my friend, is it only takes one,
and he just holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him.