Baby, baby, there'll be no babies with me
Talking about my vasectomy
It ain't much to you, but baby you see
Uh oh, it's a vasectomy
From now on those pills are needless
Talking about my vasectomy
Because my grapes are seedless
Talking about my vasectomy
Now I know your feelings are kinda mixed
Talking about my vasectomy
But don't you ever, ever, ever say it's okay he's been fixed
Talking about my vasectomy
You're gonna find it's unbelievable
Talking about my vasectomy
When we make love it will be inconceivable
Talking about my vasectomy
I can see the guys go wide as sheets
Tightly squeeze their knees
They seem to think vasectomy is Greek for
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
Baby, baby, there'll be no babies with me
Talking about my vasectomy
Now we can make love recreationally
Talking about my vasectomy
I won't try to impress you with a big shiny car
Talking about my vasectomy
But I hope to impress you with my little tiny scar
Talking about my vasectomy
Baby, any conception with me will be immaculate
Talking about my vasectomy
Because there's no sperm out of soy in my ejaculate, huh?
Talking about my vasectomy
Now don't be telling me the operation was a waste
Talking about my vasectomy
But just because I couldn't do a damn thing about the taste