You know, George, we have to be careful with material like that.
It's a new era, the era of the politically correct.
They're changing everything. They've even changed the nursery rhymes.
Are you ready for the rhymes of Primary Caregiver Goose?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
- But Jack was paid twice as much as Jill for doing the same work. Is that right?
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon.
- Just say no to drugs.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul. A merry old soul, was he.
- But you wouldn't want the drunken old fart to drive you home.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider who sat down beside her.
- Miss Muffet had sex with him and then ate him. Isn't nature wonderful?
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
- But be careful what kind of cold medication you take, or you could be disqualified from Olympic competition.
Mary had a little lamb.
- It's a woman's right to choose.