Yeah, never mind 2000. Just look ahead 20 more years - to the year 2020.
Yeah, all the boomers will be, what, well, old.
2020. It's ironic that it'll be 2020 and you won't be able to see much of anything.
I mean, who would have thought that the doors of perception would be bifocals?

It's the year 2020.
There's retirees aplenty.
You wouldn't think old folks could multiply.
But the boomer generation
Is bankrupting the nation.
There's millions and they never seem to die.

We needed a fundraiser so we put on Woodstock 3
While there was still a demand.
It was a septuagenarian
Age of Aquarian
Love generation's last stand.

And they worked all day setting up the stage
While the old folks gathered round.
When the announcer said, "good evening, folks,"
They all shouted, "turn it down!"
And the Dayglo-painted Peace Sign buses
Started to arrive.
They weren't filled with the Grateful Dead,
They were filled with the grateful - still alive.

Old James Brown, he could still get down
But he couldn't get up again.
Joe Cocker sang, "I get by
With a little help from Depends."

Crosby, Stills and Nash and Young
Had come to sing their gold.
But now they changed their name to Crosby
Stills and Nash - and Old.

There was a high pitched squealing noise
Each time Santana played.
But it wasn't coming from his guitar
It was from his hearing aid.

There is only one Beatle left
And he still goes out on a tour.
An ancient Paul McCartney sings
'When I was 64"

Ex-hippies still take a trip,
Although they're not on drugs.
They used to trip on acid,
But now they trip on ... rugs.

And if they have a Woodstock 4
For those still left to buy it.
It won't be three days of peace and love
But three days of peace and quiet.

That's heavy, man.