1991, we were all still cyber-dumb,
unaware of our impending fate,
how were we to know back then
that the decade would end
with the world's worst computer date?

In 1992, Bill Gates said, "I know what to do,
Microsoft is the leanest and the meanest.
After all, how many schmucks
can say they made a billion bucks
with a company named after their penis?"

1993, Bill Gates said, leave it to me,
This millennium bug talk is absurd.
I will save the human race
swooping down through cyberspace,
look out, it's Super dot Nerd!

1994, we knew we still had six years more,
Millennium warnings were mounting,
except in Israel,
where the people said, big deal,
Here it's Y six K, but ... who's counting?

1995, we knew we faced a long hard drive,
Bill Gates told us, relax,
I am the great computer whiz,
and I figured out 2000 is
Just 1869 plus tax.

1996, you can't teach old DOS new tricks,
but Bill said, have no fear,
Y2K will be just fine
If you think of it like a canine,
After all, it's only 285 Dog years.

1997, we looked back at the first eleven,
Those dark ages did not go dark.
Their manuscripts did not go blank,
The first thousand didn't break the bank,
but they had St. Augustine, we've got Dick Clark,

Look it's Windows 98, the problem's solved, Mr. Gates,
The answer is in these bytes and bits,
Super dot Nerd has finally won, l
et me show you how it's done,
I just press on this button, and ... oh, shit.

1999, Super.Nerd is waiting for a sign,
He's retreated to his virtual chapel,
Where his wishes did come true,
On the eve of YK2,
that was the end of the world we knew,
Someone bought Bill Gates
An Apple.